I'd like to, but I don't feel like

Thirty-four-year-old journalist Martin has a doctorate in reading between the lines, a record for the number of horror scenarios he has come up with in a minute, and a skeleton in the closet who just moved in one floor below. Just when he needs peace most. But perhaps he will find him in Sicily in a new home away from home, where he feels like he is in a witness protection program. Don' t expect an adventure full of twists and turns or a heartbreaking love story, but rather a life story that may be strikingly similar to yours.