The book is for all nutters, lunatics, freaks and nutters from the age of 7.
These are the most incredible and crazy stories that have ever happened in the world. And maybe they didn't. And maybe I made them up myself, because I'm a terrible storyteller, inventor and daydreamer. Anyway, most of what I'm about to tell you is true. Well, almost true. But almost the truth is almost the complete truth, so we'd better not dig too much into it and get straight to it! Have you heard about the dog who became a school principal? About a six-term president who has put in place a bunch of wacky laws and regulations? About how Bedřich Smraďoch became a parrot? About Marcellus, who avoided no one and nothing until he went around the whole globe? Or about the hamster winning the boxing championship? Isn't it?
