Satan's Affair

Every Halloween, Satan’s Affair comes to town.

We travel across the country, offering visitors terrifying haunted houses, thrilling rides and delicious food. And with every new town, I cleanse this world, one execution at a time.

I hide within the walls, judging those who reek of evil and singing lullabies to their rotten souls. Once I’ve chosen you, there’s no escape – my companions do my bidding. You can run and try to hide, but it only excites me.

Come on in!

Enter my little playhouse, where your cries will be lost amongst the screams of other visitors and your sweet pleas for mercy will fall on deaf ears.

But I can’t promise it will be quick…