If you want to boost your self-esteem and prove to yourself that you are not that bad off, we are here for you!
I have an intense feeling that while others were queuing up for cleverness and sleight of hand before birth, I accidentally wandered over to the stall where they were dishing out clumsiness and unteachability.
My life is full of car crashes and incredibly real messes that would probably put anyone else out of commission. But I have chosen a family that is so beautifully made up that I fit into it with my impossibility like a potato into a row.
But this parade of crazy individuals is ruled by one who is the unwritten king of us all. My dad, that is. He is a true master of improbability and keeping up with him is not easy. Here are our other stories, served up like a platter of gold. Dad and I assure you that everything you learn about us here is the holy truth.
So we wish you a good taste and recommend you consume it in small bites so that you don't get overwhelmed.
