Blonde fighter jet

To the quirky heroine, men are indistinguishable from apes, so we witness her encounters and subsequent break-ups with, for example, a macaque, a gorilla, or a spider monkey, all from puberty to her forties. After a series of failures, the huntress moves on to another species: could the prairie vole finally be the one? Written in the first person, interspersed with blonde jokes.