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Having arrogant Colter as both a neighbour and a colleague – a man who goes through women faster than I go through cups of coffee – is an absolute joy. Our bickering ends in a bet, with my eight-year-old son more than happy to witness it. Either I find a man within a month, or Colter gets to show me his supposed eighth wonder of the world. But dating apps are full of weirdos, my dates end in disaster, and Colter is suspiciously pleased with my lack of success. I wanted to get rid of one jerk. Instead, I am finding out that the internet is crawling with them.