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This is the diary of a well-established writer. He is forty-five years old, has a wife, two children, and lives in Athens. He has already dealt all his trump cards, his vanity is ruined, he is getting old. Who is David Zábranský and is his best behind him? We don't know. But the time to grow up, stop lying to yourself, and throw away the napkins has just come. This is a novel about a midlife crisis and an unsolicited guide to the Czech literary scene.

Shit! Fuck! I was caught in the act of aging. If you don' t want to experience this, don' t go to Athens. (Page 83)

Where is the gratitude? Where is life? Where is gratitude – life? (Page 194)

I see the world in black – through the prism of the porn site BlacksOnBlondes. (Page 248)