Tomorrow is also the day

I've spent my whole life traveling to places that leave you wondering. I've crashed a plane, sunk a boat and been run over by a car. I've been bitten by a snake, a dog, a spider, a monkey and a small fish off the coast of Asia. They wanted to lynch me, Kill, deport, to bribe and one day to eat, but I think that I just misinterpreted it at the time. Want to know what's in store for you? Be calm, because no one will tell you in advance. You weren't expecting that? Tell me about it.