Why Mummy Drinks

Mum is celebrating her thirty-ninth birthday. She faces the prospect of a terrifying future full of people who invite her to yoga classes and parties where everyone claims to be 'tipsy' after one glass of wine. But Mum doesn't want to spend her time where the goodnights are said by women who live ONLY for their children and try to one-up each other with their offspring's extracurricular activities. Instead, she clutches her glass of wine and mutters, 'Life is sh...' Over and over again. Until she remembers that brilliant idea...